He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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