You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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