Fuck appropriateness.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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