low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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