yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
even my farts smell like vagina
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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