does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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