she woke up with a sticky ear
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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