I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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