i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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