Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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