Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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