i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize