Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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