420 ftw
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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