dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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