i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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