people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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