I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I am naked and annoyed.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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