What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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