ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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