i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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