Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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