It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just saw a hot homeless man
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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