I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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