Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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