Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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