I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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