Already got asked if we're dating
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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