when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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