Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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