break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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