Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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