well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He had one of those small greek statue penises
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
