I think I am morally bankrupt
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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