At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I could fuck to npr.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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