I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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