my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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