Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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