That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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