So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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