so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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