I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
