perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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