Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
why do cheetos always look like penises
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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