David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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