i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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