your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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