So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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