its not stalking. its research.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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