Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
this hospital has no fireball
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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