Sry I called you an 8
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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