It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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