Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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